All I wanted was a family photo of the four of us on the Seattle ferry. The last time we did this Mackenzie was in Scotland. It was dark and I knew it was going to be a challenge to get anything decent with my phone, but I didn’t care. I wanted my picture!
My father-in-law offered to take the picture. In hindsight I should have said no, no thank you, heck no, just no. Instead I handed over my Seattle family ferry photo dream to a 77 year old man who uses a $20 flip-phone because he believes technology is stupid. What could possibly go wrong?
Take 1.
We didn’t see the flash. Try again.
Take 2.
Let’s try one more time.
Take 3.
It’s been a long day. Maybe we should just take a selfie.
Take 4.
At least we saw the flash this time.
Take 5.
DON’T. COVER. THE. FLASH. WITH. YOUR. HAND! DON’T!
Take 6.
Jesus is testing us again.
Take 7.
Pretty sure this isn’t worth it. Maybe I should photoshop Mackenzie into the pictures we took without him the last time we were here.
Take 8.
Someone throw me overboard. I can’t take anymore. Fix it, Jesus!
Take 9.
Nailed it.
The end.